i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
MIDGETS
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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