hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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