it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Holy shit dude........stairs
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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