I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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