You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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