Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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