and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
