Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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