Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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