I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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