Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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