She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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