Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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