He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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