Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You made out with two different species that night
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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