He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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