I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
