Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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