I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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