Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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