THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
only if we run a train.
done.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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