I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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