Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
