Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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