taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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