it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I have tasted many bathrooms
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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