guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
