My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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