Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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