Is it because I queefed?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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