We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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