dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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