Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Randomize
