Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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