just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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