i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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