So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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