shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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