But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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