he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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