I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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