Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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