Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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