Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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