If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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