I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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