nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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