I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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