But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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