Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my shit smells like andre
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
