he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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